Bowel Control to Major Tom. Bowel Control to Major Tom. Stomach's bubbling and we think there's something wrong.

This is Major Tom to Bowel Control
             I'm getting out of bed.

and it just might be something
 that ................I ........................ate.

in hind sight i think spices  hid meat that wasn't great. ..

My Stomachs loud in a very distrubing waaaayy............

Bowel Control to Major Tom we read explosive shit, there's something wrong, Can you hear me Major Tom? Can you Hear me Major Tom?

So here am I bubbling on the steps down...
someones stabbing me from inside
his knife is causing pain
and the Bathroom's  far away...


heeeeeere am i crawling down the steps down...
to a bathroom far away
theres stabbing pain again 

And I hope I don't shit my pants todAAAYYYY..